
More than an industrial revolution, AI investing is a balance sheet adjustment in disguise

If you’ve spent the last 15 years away from the financial world, you probably didn't notice that one of the largest structures of wealth in the 21st century has just fractured
To understand what happened, you first need to meet the lead actors in this story: the Central Banks and their policy of QE, which basically meant flooding the world with money at zero cost
When money is free, investors become desperate for returns. That’s where the Asset Managers come in. The folks who built a parallel industry called Private Credit. These managers decided to act like banks, but without the rules of banks, lending trillions of dollars to companies that no one else wanted to finance
The favorite target for these lenders was SaaS. The idea was so simple it seemed foolproof: instead of selling you a program once, they rent it to you forever through a monthly subscription. Investors saw this as an eternal "toll bridge" and lent money on a massive scale, betting that this cash flow would never stop
For years, these firms became the new kings of the system, piling up mountains of debt from software companies that looked like fortunes on paper, but in reality, only survived because the cheap money kept flowing
This all worked until the "terrible conjunction" occurred: the end of global liquidity collided head-on with the eruption of AI. This convergence blew up the rules of the game. On one hand, rising interest rates cut off the financial oxygen. On the other, AI undermined the viability of traditional software. AI wasnt just another tool, it was a force that created software so quickly that the old monthly rental model no longer made sense
Suddenly the assets backing those trillion-dollar loans started to smell like smoke. The smartest investors realized that software companies would never be able to pay back their debts and ran for the exit
But this is where the term that should scare you appears: Gating. Firms like Blue Owl have had to admit they don't have the cash to pay everyone back at once. They’ve locked the doors, leaving thousands of people trapped in funds that can no longer keep their promises
What we are seeing now is the grand final act of this escape. Since major investors have their money locked in these debt funds and in VC, they are desperate for a life raft
That’s why you see unrealistic amounts of money being thrown at anything with the letters AI on it. This isn't a rational investment or a brilliant vision of the future; it’s a desperate maneuver to make a "double or nothing" bet. Half responds to technological potential, but the other intends to offset the catastrophic drop of value within their software portfolios
It’s the world’s last pocket of liquidity flying toward a technology we don't yet know how to monetize, simply because admitting the previous system failed is too painful for the people who still hold the keys to the casino
More than an industrial revolution, AI investing is a balance sheet adjustment in disguise